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1. Always wear a condom, they are uncomfortable and slip off but stop you getting horrible diseases.
2. Avoid having sex with unknown partners, but if they are really good looking it may be worth the risk. 3. If you and a regular partner have talked about the female pill as a form of contraception you should send her to visit a clinic and be tested first - some STD's develop without symptoms and go undetected for months. 4. If you begin to suffer any symptoms, like sores, warts, pustules, pain while peeing etc., do not wait for them to clear up. Some symptoms may disappear without treatment, but this does not mean the infection has gone away. If left untreated the infection may get worse and can lead to permanent damage, which is the last thing you want to happen, though your medical pictures, if good enough, could get onto an Internet web site.
Chlamydia Often symptomless, this disease occurs mostly in women, and occasionally in men who would like to be women. It is transmitted sexually, and is often present with another infection (to keep it company). Once diagnosed in the early stages, Chlamydia can be eradicated by treating both partners with antibotics for three weeks or 21 days. In women the infection can lead to Pelvic Inflammatory Disease, severe abdominal pain & infertility, involving the whole of the genital tract. In men the symptoms are a discharge from the penis (sometimes only evident in the early morning), occasional pain or difficulty in passing urine (the lumpy bits). Crabs (Pubic Lice) found near the seaside. Caused by tiny, nine legged, lice, symptoms of Crabs include intense itching in the genital area or occasionally in the body hair of the chest or armpits of women. This can be treated with a medicated shampoo, preferably in someone elses bathroom, why fill your own bathroom with dead crabs?. Genital Herpes One of the most common viral infections - symptoms include tingling or itching on or around genitalia followed by fluid filled blisters which can be tender & painful, but the colours can be pretty. You may feel shivery and unwell, and have difficulty in passing urine, so take a different route home. Once aquired, the virus cannot be eradicated, but secondary infections (usually candidosis) are treated with creams, drugs or sandpaper. 
Genital WartsA Papilloma Virus, gental warts are as common as skin warts and similar in appearance. They're found on the genetalia of men & women and can be transmitted sexually or from hands to genetalia (why would hands get near to genitalia??). They're treated with lotions and sandpaper, but an extensive spread may require hospital treatment, or an industrial grinder. Gonorrhoea Caused by Neisseria Gonnorrhoea Bacteria (what a cow)- a bacteria with a long name, but short morals, the disease can be treated with antibiotics and a follow-up visit to the doctor to say 'thanks doc'. Symptoms include a whitish, yellowish, greenish, purplish, redish, brownish discharge, and a burning sensation during urination for both sexes, and abnormal menstruation in both sexes. In women, the symptoms can be extremely slight and may go unnoticed (thats not fair), while men go through a pain barrier, most women could not even concieve possible. Non-specific Genital Infection The precise cause isn't known - organisms may be viral or bacterial. There are often no symptoms in women, but in men there may be discharge or a burning sensation when passing urine & a need to do so more frequently, as this pain can sometimes be a turn on. It is treated with an oral dose of tetracycline (the anal dose tastes foul) - some cases are more difficult than others to cure, and recurrences are possible, even without new sexual contact, so stick with old sexual contacts, don't re-invent the wheel. For more information & individual advice contact:
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