Garages
Garages are modern places where people go to fill up their cars with fuel, or so it seems....
They are actually places to go to meet the opposite sex. Girls take their cars along to appear helpless and feminine, in order to attract men who will rush forward to help them with putting the fuel into the car, or to inflate the tyres, or wash the windscreen. During which time the male is determining the potential in the girl for producing a family, whilst the girls assess if the male looks capable of earning enough money to keep them in furs and jewels.
Garages have realised this fact, and now sell many products which have been chosen to attract single people to the forecourt, from milk and sandwiches, to wood and barbecue briquettes. The ability to browse the shelves while checking out the opposite sex, has become an art form, those few minutes spent in a garage shop, can be the most important of your lives, so make the most of them.
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